"Love, Mom." Notecard Collection.
. . .that would be great.
13 essential minerals.
14 day diet.
3 tacos, 2 margaritas
A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.
Actually, I can.
Ahhhh, now you can finally. JUST KIDDING.
All of me loves all of you.
Another empty bottle
Are you drunk?
Be like a Pineapple
Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine.
Beautiful girl, you can do hard things.
Beautiful Mess Sign
Being an adult is easy...
Being an adult is going to work for me.
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Belly Flops 100 Points
Best part of waking up. . .
Best things in life are fermented.